Someone wrote a fnaf fan fiction without even knowing what it actually is, she just saw the character designs and went. Freddy is the manager of the store, Foxy’s developed a friendship with a teenager who especially loves the pizza there, none of the animals can move at night, and an alarm clock goes “YOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
can we talk about the fact that the top 5 singles in itunes right now are all by women and the 3rd is a collaboration between 3 women.
can we talk about that
Can we talk about how All About That Bass is supposedly about body positivity yet simultaneously tears other people down to make it look more ideal not to fit society’s beauty standards. Perhaps the intent was to encourage women not to feel bad if they don’t fit society’s standards but it’s hardly the right way to do it.
wakkkwakkka said: I feel like Tristan is the kind of guy who would sign Nicole up for a twerking dance class, claiming its great exercise
guy’s goin for the ‘get tristan slapped the most 2014’ award, goin’ for gold—!
Anonymous said: Do you have a translation of the "I have no husband and I shall never marry" passage? Thank you!
Hi Anon! Thanks for your question. Here is that quote from Phantom in Leroux’s original, and my translation of it:
« C’est un engagement que je ne vous demande point, et c’est une promesse que je ne vous ferai pas! prononça la jeune fille avec fierté. Je suis libre de mes actions, monsieur de Chagny; vous n’avez aucun droit à les contrôler et je vous prierai de vous en dispenser désormais. Quant à ce que j’ai fait depuis quinze jours, il n’y a qu’un homme au monde qui aurait le droit d’exiger que je lui en fasse le récit: mon mari! Or, je n’ai pas de mari, et je ne me marierai jamais! »
"That is a pledge that I do not ask of you, and it is a promise that I shall not make you!" spoke the young woman proudly. "I am a free agent, monsieur de Chagny; you have no right to control my actions and I will ask that you desist henceforth. As for what I have done during the past fortnight, there is only one man in the world who would have the right to demand that I give him an account: my husband! Well, I have no husband, and I shall never marry!"
It’s even better in French!!!
*Leroux fans chanting* CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE!
Bully messes with karate champ. [video]
The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.
Bringing this back.
The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.
Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.
Considering how absolutely epidemic violence against women and domestic violence are in Russia… goddamn girl. *stands and applauds*
This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.
Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!
Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.
Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.
Uh. He was not the voice of shrek.
yeah he was
Are we gonna ignore the fact that he was supposedly 130 years old?
this man is dead how dare you
is no one gonna point out that he’s dead two years from now
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
Looked at a Dr.Pepper tuition giveaway and I have to be 18.. Come on, Dr.Pepper I have to go to college too. And you still give me the option to nominate people so I can help OTHER PEOPLE get that money?
I WAS SO SCARED
THAT WAS STRESSFUL BUT THEN A+
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
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