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30th September 2014

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  • baby: m... m...
  • mom: mama?
  • baby: mama...
  • mom: thank god it's not that meme
  • baby: just killed a man

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30th September 2014

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etommo13:

dibbydabby:

plutoisaplanetdammit:

mishasminions:

testosteroneman:

deadpandean:

sourwolf-of-beacon-hills:

jtotheizzoe:

Solar Road Trip

"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.

"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!" 

this is cute. 

poor pluto :(

PLUTO PLS

you’ll always be real 

I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult

^^^ yessss

Tagged: plutoplanetssolar system

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30th September 2014

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mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

Tagged: beautifulron swanson

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30th September 2014

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grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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30th September 2014

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zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

Tagged: TRUEparents

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30th September 2014

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run-lonely-tardis-man:

omgtsn:

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omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY IM DYING

Tagged: SPOOPY TIME IS UPON UShalloweenare you ready to creppy

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30th September 2014

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justdippinsaucethings:

limey404:

i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

OMG
I LOVE THIS
LOOK AT THEIR CUTE FACES

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30th September 2014

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solaceinlunacy:

Her anaconda is a little tired of your bread.  

solaceinlunacy:

Her anaconda is a little tired of your bread.  

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30th September 2014

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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Tagged: green day

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30th September 2014

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marrowskies:

thephantominshades:

‘And Hugh wins for the most epic putting on of a mask ever’ is the description.

DAMN HUGH. DAMN THAT WAS FAST.

'S how you can tell he is a pro.

30th September 2014

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No one shut the fuck up in class so we had to do 45 seconds in plank position. What the fuck guys?

30th September 2014

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littledramaticalotte:

i-feel-without-alarm—cro-ak:

  Dave the Deer comes back to life as a stuffed zombie deer

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it’s time to
bring back

Dave the Deer

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30th September 2014

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jeankd:

teamocorazon:

x

bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage

I peep them braids and that dress

I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children. 

She doesn’t use her kids as props and accessories, and she loves and cherishes them all equally it looks like.

Not to mention how she lets John (Shiloh prefers to be called John) dress and act how they like

Also, I’m pretty sure her wedding dress has her kids’ drawings on it, which is just unbelievably adorable.

it does have her kids drawings on it, they also helped to write the vows and Maddox the eldest boy made the cake with his friends, which is probably why he looks so nervous in the picture of them cutting it.

Every single thing I hear about this wedding makes me so happy even though they’re complete strangers to me because it just seems so joyful.

I remember reading a while ago that when they hire nannies, they have a nanny from each child’s country of origin, who is fluent in their country’s native language, and can teach not just the individual child but the whole family about that country and culture. It’s really incredible how non-assimilative they’ve made their household.

After reading this interview with Angelia Jolie - OMG, so much appreciation for her.

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30th September 2014

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hideousblob:

philipquast:

ive had the same password since fifth grade
a collection of some of the songs i used to listen to years ago (25 tracks)
[8tracks]
♫ ♫ hollaback girl // gwen stefani ♫ big girls dont cry // fergie ♫ how far weve come // matchbox twenty ♫ girlfriend // avril lavigne ♫ this kiss // faith hill ♫ hey there delilah // plain white ts ♫ dirty little secret // all american rejects ♫ zombie // the cranberries ♫ welcome to the black parade // my chemical romance ♫ everytime we touch // cascada ♫ a thousand miles // vanessa carlton ♫ before he cheats // kelly clarkson ♫ love song // sara bareilles ♫ pocketful of sunshine // natasha bedingfield ♫ beautiful soul // jesse mccartney ♫ dance, dance // fall out boy ♫ bad day // daniel powter ♫ its my life // bon jovi ♫ ironic // alanis morisette ♫ so what // p!nk ♫ sk8er boi // avril lavigne ♫ far away // nickelback ♫ chasing cars // snow patrol ♫ unwritten // natasha bedingfield ♫ since u been gone // kelly clarkson ♫ ♫

#does this speak to you on a spiritual level
yes


This made me so happy!

hideousblob:

philipquast:

ive had the same password since fifth grade

a collection of some of the songs i used to listen to years ago (25 tracks)

[8tracks]

♫ ♫ hollaback girl // gwen stefani ♫ big girls dont cry // fergie ♫ how far weve come // matchbox twenty ♫ girlfriend // avril lavigne ♫ this kiss // faith hill ♫ hey there delilah // plain white ts ♫ dirty little secret // all american rejects ♫ zombie // the cranberries ♫ welcome to the black parade // my chemical romance ♫ everytime we touch // cascada ♫ a thousand miles // vanessa carlton ♫ before he cheats // kelly clarkson ♫ love song // sara bareilles ♫ pocketful of sunshine // natasha bedingfield ♫ beautiful soul // jesse mccartney ♫ dance, dance // fall out boy ♫ bad day // daniel powter ♫ its my life // bon jovi ♫ ironic // alanis morisette ♫ so what // p!nk ♫ sk8er boi // avril lavigne ♫ far away // nickelback ♫ chasing cars // snow patrol ♫ unwritten // natasha bedingfield ♫ since u been gone // kelly clarkson ♫ ♫

yes

This made me so happy!

Tagged: musicforgotten2000s

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30th September 2014

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Tagged: *shots that should be fired*westboro baptist churchtear gas them allexcept the children take them away to better parents

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